bubblegum vampyre

this is all vague and spotty but I’ll do my best

I am male, in a swamp, approached by a striped female vampire. Looks like she could be made of candy. behind me is the lair, an enormous fanged creature, also apparently made of various types of brightly colored candy. Inside of this beast are children, sleeping in a bed. I escape with the three of them, rolled inside of their mattress.

I end up at some weird costume party, without the children. I am now female again. someone sprays something gross in my hair and someone else leads me to a washroom where I can wash my hair and there’s a pony in there, all dressed up too. The hair dryer is too hot. I look like a frizzy dog.

~ by ineffable infinitude on January 15, 2008.