pets

I have three pets. A small kitten, a large bird, and a tiny gerbil.  The bird is crow-like, he is singing a song sometimes, and other times, he looks very skeletal and dead, but he’s always talkative. Some kind of police show up with a truck full of very big rats and they abduct my teensie little gerbil and put him in with the rats. I can see them out the window. The liberation force shows up and rescues my gerbil by tossing him into a tree. He’s fine, but he turns into a gecko in mid air. I  try to run down to save him but when I turn around, I find that the kitten has peed on the bed. I pick him up and scold him, depositing him in the litter box, which is incredibly filthy. I ask my roomate to please clean it out, because I need to hurry and rescue my gerbil/gecko. (wtf?)

~ by ineffable infinitude on February 14, 2008.